Posted by Hasta Buy It

Warner Robins Kilt Pub Crawl


Okay so, I used to go back and forth between Warner Robins and Fort Walton a lot and still had it in my head that it was a 5 1/2 hour trip...well, I live almost 2 hours this side of Fort Walton now. Anyway, F-Spot and I went up on Saturday and we got there about 2-3 hours before we needed to be there. So how do hashers kill time? Anyway, by the time But His Nut and Pic got back home to get ready to go, we were already pretty drunk.

Warner Robins had a great turnout and put on a great pubcrawl. I wish I knew the names of any of the bars we went to...I know there was a Mexican place, there was that place where I did dick-tricks for the first time in Middle GA, there was that gay bar (we stayed for about 28 seconds of the drag show), there was the bar in the basement (that bar rocked) and then the pool-hall that the street person took us to on the first anal Kilt-crawl. Not sure how many showed up but there was enough that when the girls went pee at the start, the construction site was swamped. It was great to see a bunch of the old gang even though we did miss a couple more...some who had moved away and some who had a life.

Funny story from trail, F-Spot sold the skirt she was wearing in the pool-hall. This girl who was there (she wanted to make her husband mad so he would leave her) just was enamoured with Spot's skirt. Spot let the girl try it on and the girl smiled so much that Spot couldn't stand to take it back away from her. Well, the 30 bucks that the girl gave her helped too. Not sure if anyone was playing hash flash, but I hope they got photos of her standing around in those frilly panties and/or stripping to her thong to put her jeans on.

I ran into one of the junior officers from my old office while I was there (not in the gay bar). That was nice although I didn't think to ask if anyone had broken my all-time group record for the 1.5 mile run. I would have thought they would have but I'm not sure...it was great to get all the news from the old office anyway. It was also nice to be reminded why I am so much happier now...who would have thought that working in a gym is more fun that tracking cost, performance, and schedule on an Air Force system?

Oh, and since it was But His Nut's sorta "going away" and he was the hare...we let him drive. I bought drinks for him all night long...and drank them because, hello, he was driving.

Anyway, the pubcrawl was great. Pretty sure I showed my penis in every bar. It was great that the crew from Moody Blue came up too...and a number of folks for Fort Walton. I think Fire in the Hole's virgins had a good time as well.

On-on to the Savannah Green Dress. I think I might even find an appropriate costume instead of wearing my kilt.